What you're doing right now, your entire course is due tomorrow and you've only finished half, because your brain is addicted to dopamine.
You right now: 'I'm gonna and go fuck around on Urban Dictionary instead of finishing my homework.'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'
Virgin: 'Man I love procrastinating'
by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021
Get the Procrastinatingmug. The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017
Get the Procrastineatingmug. Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.
Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."
by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017
Get the Procrastinatemug. u. what you are fucking doing right now.... GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK THAT WAS DUE 2 MONTHS AGO YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA FAIL THE YEAR BITCH
You: you, procrastinate.. is what your lazy fucking ass is doing rn
by BeLGBTQ+andShakeThatAss April 16, 2021
Get the Procrastinatemug. Procrastination is the act of not doing something you're supposed to do. It is what I am doing right now.
I should be doing homework but procrastination is better.
by balistah August 20, 2023
Get the Procrastinationmug. “Yo, I just go this math homework due Wednesday...I’ll just wake up at 3:30 and do it Wednesday morning fam. You know Imma procrastinate till I die.”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”
“But isnt procrastination hindering your learning ability’s?”
“Yo goof don’t make me give you a defaz”
by Hump me Fuck me Daddy October 29, 2018
Get the Procrastinationmug. This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”
Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”
Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”
Friend 2: “you good bro?”
by Recarma69 April 30, 2023
Get the Suicidal procrastinationmug.