Primordial Ocean Hypothesis

A near-universal archetype in creation myths reinterpreted as an intuitive grasp of a cosmological medium prior to spacetime. This hypothesis posits that many cultures' "primordial waters" (Nu in Egyptian, Apsu in Mesopotamian, Tehom in Hebrew) describe a pre-geometric, fluid-like substrate from which spacetime itself condenses. In modern terms, this could correspond to the quantum foam, the string theory landscape, or a Bose-Einstein condensate of fundamental fields. The act of creation is the "solidification" or "parting" of these waters to form the dry land of stable dimensions and physical laws.

Example: In the Primordial Ocean Hypothesis, the universe before the Planck time is not a singularity point, but a boundless, timeless, fluid realm of indistinguishable energy-states—the Ocean. The Big Bang is akin to the ocean freezing in a specific pattern, with the ice crystals being the lattice of spacetime and the trapped bubbles being quantum fluctuations. Different "freezing patterns" could produce different universes with different physics, all solidifying from the same featureless, liquid potential.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026

The 3 primordial sins

Sins found to be even more vile than the seven deadly sins

Placing pb&j sandwich on top lasagna is one of the 3 primordial sins

by Sebastian space sauce 69 June 27, 2021

primodecent

when something is real fucking decent

I went to Whistler and it was primodecent!

by ReRe420 May 8, 2008

Priorganize

To organize by most important to least important.

I recently just priorganized my entire office.

by StephFletch October 18, 2008

primarking

to molest/dry hump someone in an inappropriate public place such as a budget highstreet shop or bus shelter

''Will is really into Primarking, but I'm having none of it''

''This woman was watching us Primarking and she loved it''

by 2009ThePrimarker March 14, 2009

prioritabation

the act of making masturbation a daily priority

I always leave room for my prioritabation

by jason1228 December 6, 2009

priorilies

The act of prioritizing the lies in any story or series of events.

Damn Pork Chop, you have hickeys all over, you've been out for three days and your cars smashed. What the hell are you gonna thell the wife first? You better priorilies real soon sonny boy!

by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011