premature ejaculation

The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006

prehardon

The state of being neither fully flaccid nor fully erect in the male penis. Most often used in the sense of moving towards an erection rather than loosing one.

Semi-erect penis - not yet suitable for entry into the female vagina or male anus, but suitable (and some would say preferably) erect for the purpose of fellatio.

Not to be confused with limp cock or impotence - a prehardon is thestage before the hardon or erection occurs.

I had a prehardon all night knowing that he was going to take me to his place and fuck my arse all night.

She kept flashing her tits at me and I either had a hardon or prehardon all night.

See also hardon.

by Bangass July 23, 2008

premature abbreviation

Someone you have just met calls you by your high school nickname or a shortened version of your name without being asked. Can be simply social-klutzyness but often an early indicator you just met an ill-mannered loser. NB: All is usually forgiven if the person is someone you are attracted to.

Linda: Mark, this is my lovely friend Roanne, Roanne, meet Mark!
Mark: Hi, so what do you do for a crust Ro?
Roanne: It's Roanne thanks.
Roanne (later, to Linda): I don't know why exactly, but premature abbreviation is a major turn off...

by Roanne P January 11, 2009

Prehab

The part just before rehab, when someone or something is totally out of control.

Ashli was so wasted last night, she was worse than prehab Lindsay Lohan.

Dude, you got to stop drinking so much, you're totally prehab.

by NikkiNeigh May 30, 2009

Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011

preemie

Taking a shit before it is done brewing deep in your bowels. It is a hastily forced turd due to knowing you will have limited access to a clean and suitable toilet later in the day.

I grunted out a preemie this morning because the nosey lady at work keeps locking the john.

by robotbrian July 26, 2011

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010