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Christmas Present

1. The big or small boxes wrapped brightly with a bow and name tag sitting under a Christmas Tree at Christmas time.

2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.

3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.

4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
1. I cant wait to unwrap my Christmas Presents that sit so joyously under my Christmas tree.

2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.

3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.

4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
by masternoob 720 October 7, 2009
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do a presentation

Oh, that sucker will surely do a presentation to somebody sitting next to him on his plane back to Vancouver.
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pretendcious

1. adj: a delectable combination of being simultaneously precious and tender
2. adj: pretentious... kind of
1. That moment when we professed our everlasting favoritism for each other? Pretendcious.
2. You look like an ass in that Canadian indie-rock t-shirt from a show you did not attend, you don't know what the word "esoteric" means, but you just used it in a sentence, and you are a prick who drinks tea --> pretendcious.
by Nah of the Piney Northwest January 14, 2009
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Pretend as though

Endeavor to behave as though. Variation of act like.
Ben: George is gonna score Molly.

Richard: Pretend as though
by aman13isbetterthanu April 13, 2010
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presence

I was also angry at you
because you do not acknowledge my presence
by Krkič June 11, 2019
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fail present

A gift that is a total fail and everyone knows it. The receiver obviously hates it. Responses similar to "oh, wow, this is...great... I love it...thaaaanks." are signs that you have given a fail present.
My boyfriend gave me socks for my birthday, such a fail present.
by Avenslove June 3, 2011
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Science presentation

science presentation A presentation in science you have to do within 10 minutes but you're writing an urban dictionary definition about the thing you're about to do.
science presentation "Goddangit I have to do that goddang science presentation tomorrow"
by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019
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