Cherry Popping Sound

When your futa mom's horse cock fucks your ass so hard your butt makes a popping sound.

Sami: My butt still hurts from last night. During it all my butt made a cherry popping sound.
Alivia: I'm so sorry, I had that same problem my first time.

by Lambful September 3, 2018

Texas BBQ sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking

Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.

Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!

by mothertruckerdude6969 June 12, 2018

Pooping Friends Network

When you and some friends poop together at a specific time during the day. You all stink up the bathroom together so you don't have to be ashamed-cause hey, you're all friends there anyway.

Kristin in Art class *checks watch*

Emma in Math class *checks watch*

Steph in English class *checks watch*

Marie in Econmics: *checks watch*

*they congregate in the bathroom and get it done*

Steph: Another sucessful dump-taking, people. yay for the Pooping Friends Network!

by MeTheTree December 6, 2006

Dry pooing

similar to the act of dry heaving except the inability to poo

Man I had to poo so bad today but I sat there dry pooing all day!

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

Popping Pink Smoke

See "Popping Smoke," Popping pink smoke is military slang for shamming out of one's duties to pursue vaginal intercourse.

PFC: So are we actually going to PMCS all these vehicles today?
SPC: Hells No! I'm popping pink smoke, my wife is trying to have another kid.

by PFCBedroomEyes November 18, 2010

Poking on me

When you harass someone on Facebook with pokes, the equivalent of picking on someone on the internet.

Guy 1) Whats wrong, you seem a little upset?
Guy 2) Aww nothin', it's just that Tom keeps poking on me :'(

by Alexiit101 December 2, 2010

Poking

to insert fingers into the vagina in a thrusting motion.

Girl:Mark tried poking me last night.
Girl2:OMG, did you let him?!
Girl: Of course!

by breadandjam March 29, 2012