planting a potato

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Playboi Carti

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dongosemehuh
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dongotaliuh
ralaracouh
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likewohvega
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domnlihtinty
sonlauh
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Playboi Carti's parents are still waiting for his first words

by Jetski2839283432 July 12, 2021

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

Two Best Friends Play

Mat and Pat are two "best friends" who play random video games. They most commonly tease and bully each other as they play and even fight each other, when the can, in video games. But these antics are what make them so entertaining. They are part of the Machinima and TheSw1tcher you tube director/producer groups. They often have funny animation intro's that show just how good these boys get along. Pat is known to be the meanest and crudest of the two boys and Mat is more like the punching bag of the two. Although mat has thrown a few "punches" at Pat several times before. However they do appear to get along in a couple videos such as the Two Best Friends Play - Persona 4, Two Best Friends Play - Man Vs. Wild, and Two Best Friends Play: Rise of Nightmares. And they do have some rather foul language and adult themed comments through out most of their videos. They are still quite funny and at 57,215 subscribers they are not the most popular, however they deserve a lot more!

Two best Friends Play-Rise Of Nightmares

Pat: well that was shocking

Mat: Looks like he was caught hanging around

by WolfLuvar15 September 19, 2012

Plandid

When you plan to take a photo that is supposed to appear candid.

Jake posed on the bridge and looked far off into the distance knowing that Karin was taking a his picture. That's a plandid.

by icwish January 30, 2010

Plastic Face

When you give the same exact expression for multiple photos

Comparing yearbooks is a great way to identify Plastic Face victims

by rremundo October 22, 2006

playing position

usually refers to the storage of a stringed instrument (i.e. guitar, violin). When resting, a stringed instrument kept within a case in the playing position may stay in tune more effectively, since its parts will have less adjusting to do when the instrument is being played.

Guitarists should keep their instruments in a hard case, storing it long-ways in the playing position so that the instrument looks just like it would if it were being held and played.

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015