period

greatest excuse for skipping class or p.e lessons when you have a man teacher

Me: Hey sir can i go to the toilet?
Teacher: no, you have to wait till the lessons over
Me: but im on my period sir
Teacher: (gets uncomfortable) uhm...uh..well, just this once then.
Me: Stalls in toilets till double maths is over :)

OR
Me: Mr i can't do P.E.
P.E teacher: And why would that be then?
Me: I've got really bad period pain sir
P.E. Teacher: (squirms) well..err.. 'kay thenn...

:) works every time

by CHARhead May 15, 2008

Perisnipe

The act of overtaking someone else's periscope comment thread from multiple accounts with your friends.

You: "Hey guys, wanna perisnipe this loser?"
Them: "Sure, let's all say BACON."

by zebasher August 31, 2015

Perimeter

The length of the complete edge or the circumference of a closed or open figure.

Oh man, how could I forget the formula to compute the perimeter of a circle!

by Red Moon 69 December 23, 2016

Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

On period

1. Meaning something is good;
2. Replaces “on point”

That outfit is on period!

by AustMHein June 12, 2020

Period Trick

The process of doing a "Find -> Replace" in Microsoft Word, in which you replace all periods in the paper with a larger size period. This can add one or more pages to the length of a long paper.

I used the Period Trick to make all my periods 14 font and got the extra page I needed to finish my essay!

Best friend to college kids everywhere.

by bro2baseball April 13, 2009

I'm on my period

a girl's excuse for everything.. and it works.

Teacher: Excuse me, why are you late to class?
Girl: I'm on my period.

Boyfriend: Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Girlfriend: I'm on my period.

Bitchy friend: Oh my god why are you eating so much?
Girl: I'm on my period.

etc.

by rayrayg March 24, 2012