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the perfect man

is the person who listens your favourite pop songs though he has no particular taste in them. puts up with your capricious personality. realizes every little change you make on your appearance and praises it over and over. holds you close and gives you a hundred kisses on the cheek when no one is around. caresses you in the right spot. tries hard to do what you say, so if he can't make it, it's okay. has a respect for women, he proudly says that he is a defender of women's rights. highly intellectual. has a beautiful body and a face. The kind that you want to promise to be with him and cheer him up at times of trouble and tell how you like his romantic and sensible personality all the time.
For me, the perfect man is named Alper.
by vanillafairy November 6, 2012
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Perfecticity

The art of being perfect. Anything and everything must be perfect. Everything must be completely planned out and in order. Nothing out of place.
My life has to have pure perfecticity.
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Perfect

When you take a shit that does not make any noises, does not splash, does not stain the bowl and that when you wipe yourself the T.P. comes out completely clean. That, is Perfect.
by unos June 17, 2013
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Perfect

It's a leap to say someone is perfect, however, Emma Watson.
by andrewwww(is this taken too) February 7, 2014
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Joe 'Perfect'

A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.
Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'
by TeehBubbleWrappedUnicorn April 19, 2010
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a perfect human

A person who seems to have a perfect , or close to perfect relationship, career, or life.
by iShouldRun June 30, 2016
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Most Perfect Boy

Sally is the cutest and Marco is the most perfectest boy in the universe extra kisses mwah mwah. But anyways Sally is the extra cutest and most perfect and prettiest and smartest. She kinda smells tho. A lot. BUTTT Marco is so perfect he makes the word perfect look imperfect. And he stinks,,,, but he’s really smart like the smartest ever and the cutest and hottest and stinkiest and a very lovable boy so he’s the most perfect boy ever.Anyways I get to date Sally so I am the luckiest (Marco).
Stinker: Yeah Marco is the cutest and most perfect boy ever <3
Marco: Actually Sally is the cutest and smartest.
Marco wins the argument because Sally is the most perfect.
Marco: Dubs only
by Sallyiscute October 2, 2021
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