Penguin Revolution

The theory of Dressing up the arts. It is bringing music back to an intelligent medium. It means returning to roots like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd, Tupac and Dylan, and rethinking alternative music and grunge. The new era is crisp and has meaning. Also "Penguinization".

Fuck "My Humps" and "london bridges"- Did you see Dave Mathews Band? Thats the Penguin Revolution right there.

by C D Mross December 7, 2006

Penguin Point

A point made in argument or conversation which makes no logical sense. Mostly made by persons of diminished mental capacity.

Penguin Points often are made from desperation when trying to beat a superior opponent.

Huna was so desperate to justify her use of 3rd person speech that she made a total Penguin Point which Matt was easily able to rebuff.

by RP2016 December 11, 2012

penguin hall

an all girls school in wenham, massachusetts. the girls there are either drug addicts or gay, or both. roaming the halls you'll find girls crying, complaining about being forced to come here, and an occasional juul that the vice principal finds on the floor and does nothing about. it's supposedly saint john's prep's sister school, but you know damn well they don't want penguin hall.

Bottom line, with a dropout rate like theirs... uhhh nevermind! Send your girl to penguin hall!

penguin hall is where straight people go to die.

by wacky... April 24, 2019

Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

frozen penguin

When you're fucking a girl in the snow, and you stick ur dick in the snow and then go at it.

Stephen is very much about the frozen penguin.

by iaiaia February 2, 2007

pengued

To be extremely stoned and beyond the point of greening out you get pengued. To walk around waddling like a penguin like pengu. This can also mean swaying back and forth like a palm tree whilst standing.

Aaron: I've smoked far too much weed I cant stand still.
Alex: Fuck you're pengued

by gettinpengued April 15, 2015