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Peanut butter

when one rubs hand full of peanut butter on others face for a fetish. To get the other one hard, or wet.
tommy rubbing peanut butter on susans face to get her nice and wet for sex.
by blood-Goth May 13, 2007
mugGet the Peanut buttermug.

Peanut Butter

internet slang for Pedobear, another internet meme for one who prefers younger company, now moving into actual slang.
Pedobear: Hey guys I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend.

Guy 1: Girlfriend? I thought she was your niece or something. How old is she?

Pedobear: 14

Guy 2: Whoa there peanut butter slow down!
by concernedparentlol August 22, 2009
mugGet the Peanut Buttermug.

Peanut Head

Robert Ingle, whos head looks like a peanut.

Inexplicably going out with an 'attractive' woman.
"You have a peanut head Rob, you big fat bastard"
by Mark Hatchard March 17, 2004
mugGet the Peanut Headmug.

Peanut Shark

When the surf is to epic to paddle in for a restroom break and a surfer needs to shit he pulls down his/hers boardshorts, leans over their board and pinches off a fat turd. It is customary to only drop peanut sharks a minimum of 100 feet from other surfers and never on the inside break so it is not to smack other surfers in the face when paddling out.
1. Hey bro look out, peanut shark on the inside!

2. I saw a beached peanut shark on the shore today.

3. I totally just ran a gnarly peanut shark over.
by KillaDilla November 23, 2010
mugGet the Peanut Sharkmug.

Peanut butter

Semen and a tad bit of urine
by Orangzila May 12, 2014
mugGet the Peanut buttermug.

Peanut cake

A cake in which is made up of peanuts.
lets eat some peanut cake niggazzz
by Kalen M. October 24, 2008
mugGet the Peanut cakemug.

peanut slutter

a jar of peanut butter with random crumbs, dried jelly bits, and pieces of celery in it. much like a slut has many std's tainting her.
guy 1: can i have a spoon? i want to eat some peanut butter

guy: nah man. all i got it that jar of peanut slutter.
by moodybluesman October 22, 2009
mugGet the peanut sluttermug.

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