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cabbage patch

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"
by JW#1 November 4, 2006
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cabbage patch

A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.
by Josephus April 19, 2007
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Patch Up

Term used for putting on hangover patches for a night of drinking to prevent a hangover.
You better patch up, tonight's party is going to be crazy!
by patch up April 21, 2014
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Pumpkin Patch

make clothes for new born up to 5 year old kids
Little Billy is gonna be born in a week we should get Sarah some clothes from Pumpkin Patch as her present
by 600cm December 20, 2008
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p-patch

A tuft of hair on the head which resembles pubic hair
Yo sista, your p-patch is outta control. You gotta braid it.
by b-star May 9, 2006
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Paleo Patch

A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.
"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"
by Can Can November 11, 2013
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Corn patch

The hair in the space between your balls, or vagina, and asshole.
" I went to go down on her but her corn patch needed to be harvested."

Sir Francis Drake, pirate, had one serious corn patch.
Would you mind harvesting my corn patch.
by Sterling Lyle December 14, 2009
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