pecker tracks

A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.

When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

pecker wrecker

braces on a girl

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up

by concernedcustomer May 5, 2004

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

by grandy427 October 17, 2008

packed to the rafters

A TV show in Australia on Network Seven about the average, laid back, Aussie family but this aint Home and Away or Neighbours.
Real stuff happens to them, unlike lots of soap operas around these days.
Main Characters:
Parents: Julie and Dave Rafter
Children: Ben, Nathan and Rachel
Other: Melissa (engaged to Ben)

Sammy (married to Nathan)

Jake (currently seeing Rachel)

Carbo - lives next door with Ben and Melissa, token aussie/greek guy

Person A: let's watch Packed to the Rafters!

by asparagus1000 October 16, 2009

the fitnessgram pacer test

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

The fitnessgram pacer test is a popular meme often randomly copy-pasted. There is also an audio of a male reading the above text , which is used in video memes.

Person 1 on Instagram : "Omfg did you see Beyonce's new video? She has no caucasian dancers! Racist!"

Person 2 in comments :"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

by ACNLshit May 24, 2016

Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

phanie packers

stephanie soo's fans which are not toxic, they don't create drama, loves daniel and stephiance, steph's cousin and steph's fiance , more than steph herself. Has a kink for stephiance's voice and big guns. THEY ALSO LOVE MANGO AND TIGER AND BOBO AND COCO.

"Do you know any non-toxic fans?"
"Yeah, the phanie packers, they are all so chill"

by LittleMangoButt August 18, 2019