Sweet Pumps

The sex appeal that one gives off, the more you have, it becomes sweet pumps. It's the sex they want from you.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick was lookin' at you...

Guy 2: Yeah she totally wants my Sweet Pumps...

by Diego the Mook March 4, 2008

Dump Pump

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

dump pump masturbate

Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.

by chicks_knowthe#truth March 8, 2019

saucy pumps

Saucy pumps are the magical hip thrusts the male makes after orgasm during coitus. After ejaculating into the female, he uses his own man sauce as a lubricant. This creates a wormhole in the vagina that leads to Valhalla, in which the male may feel sensations that his penis is being vandalized by a cornucopia of Valkyries noble enough for Odin's table in the best way. Often times, the sensation is so great that the male returns to a prime state of engorgement and may continue to pound himself (and herself) into a realm in which only divine beings and people who have taken a lot of DMT have reached.

D: Yo dude I got saucy pumps last night..
B: NO WAY? How was it?
D: I saw Jesus drinking das boot with Adolf Hitler and Tom Hanks.

by onewiththesauce November 16, 2014

thick and pumped

Rock solid and ready to take on a guy

I was thick and pumped pulling up to prom.

by Adrian Kukaj April 24, 2023

Pump Head

When you have a patient who just had open heart surgery and they are confused as hell from being "on-pump" during surgery.

That's a class case of pump head!

by Naterjack June 14, 2018

Jamming the Pump

When you pump up the jam so much, that the pump gets jammed.

"D00d, I was just jamming the pump"
"You jam hard, bro."

by Somnionaut January 22, 2013

pumping the derrick

When you are pinching a loaf and stand up and sit back down to squeeze the last bit of poo from your bowels.

Pumping the derrick: I was pumping the derick during my morning poo.

by King kupa April 11, 2015