Pump Fake

When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.

"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"

by ballaFred February 1, 2017

pump stomp

When u eat a pussy so muck your

tongue has marks

I pump stomp yesterday i cant eat.

by Killer juju head April 2, 2017

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017

pump’n

fit, pengting, bangin, hot

1. 2 blokes stoting oot eh gym, fit bird walking past - “Mate aht birds arse is heavy pump’n”

by getahtsmashd October 20, 2017

pump groin

Male masturbating

Male 1: Are you gonna bang tonight?
Male 2: Nah, she isn't feelin' it, so I'll just pump groin.

by Ayami May 6, 2018

Pump tent

A tent at festivals where people go for a root

Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox

by KegLegKevin June 25, 2018

Pump a well

Masturbate

It’s been so long since he/she had an orgasm he or she decided to pump a well

by Wildbill123 May 10, 2018