crow position

defined in the Kama Sutra as "bodies inverted, the two lovers grasp eachothers sex organs with their mouths experiencing great heights of ecstacy"

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to try the crow position in bed tonight.

by DJames August 24, 2006

precarious position

To be at ones mercy. To be in a situation where only someone else other than your self can decide your fate. (Most of the time a bad scenario).

When Steve put my king in check i knew i was in a precarious position.

After the defendant sat down and took a look into the eyes of the vindictive jury he thought to himself "well ain't I in a precarious position".

by QuietMezzo January 18, 2009

charisma poisoning

the overwhelming feeling that you get when you meet or recently meet someone who is very charismatic. something about them has sticked with you, probably for a very long time, until you see them again. Being around them makes you contemplate things you have previously done and what you can do about it, for better or for worse. Your feelings about this person permeate throughout your everyday activities and if left uncontrolled may consume you entirely, as poisoning would.

Meeting someone that as the power to give you charisma poisoning gives you a warm tingly feeling whenever you think about them, and you will think less of yourself if you disappoint them.

by t511b April 8, 2011

Fruit-basket position

When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.

Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?

Turn it around... look for the fruit!

by Lenny Bruce March 29, 2009

poison the waterhole

Knowingly giving a STD to some bitch hoping that she will then pass it on to douche bag you hate.

Guy A: I'm pretty sure I gave Jenny the clap last night. Hopefully she is still sleeping with that jackass Tom.

Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.

by Johnny Appleseeds January 17, 2008

Poison

80's metal band that doesn't sound to metal but are cool anyways.

Every Rose Has Its Thorns, Just Like Every Night Has Its Dawn, Just Like Every Cowboy Sings A Sad Sad Song
holy shit dude thats poison *faints*

by fuuon April 22, 2006

what's your poison

1. A query as to one's preference, specifically in regards to consummable goods
2. a query as to one's preference in alcoholic beverage or drugs
3. a question of one's preference in women

1. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me a slice of pepperoni, beyotch!

2. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me some mother fuckin' crack!

3. Alfred: What's your posion?
Rudyard: I likes me the big-titty bitches yo!
Alfred: Word!

by puma_blues March 29, 2004