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pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell
<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'
by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006
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Pooping Tom

One who peeps while pooping.
I pulled a pooping tom last week when I was pooping outside and I was totally able to see my hot neighbor undress through her window. It was glorious.
by iTchRRA August 7, 2010
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poping

v. 1. acting as or like the pope. 2. acting as pimping as the the pope. 3. (vulgar) a generic insult.
1. When I stole the pope's hat, I was poping!
2. Man, Jamal was popin' all up and down the street yesterday.
3. Motherpoping poper!
by deepomega July 7, 2003
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Kiddie Pooling

When you try to motor-boat a girl with small boobs.
"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".
by Red Omen June 9, 2011
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poking on facebook

having nothing to do but irritate girlfriend by repeatedly poking her and then telling people you enjoy it when she pokes you back as a sexual reference.
yo, i was bored so i started poking on facebook. ya know, my girl, 'cuz i like it when she pokes me back, ya heard??
by yadayadayayaya December 28, 2009
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Pooping In My Nintendo

Popularized by John and Hank Green, commonly known as the vlog brothers, it refers to an incident when the boys were younger where their dog pooped in John's classic Nintendo game console.

It can now be used to describe something that was once great being ruined by it's own selfishness or greed.
Girl 1: I can't believe you ex-boyfriend cheated on you.
Girl 2: Yeah, girl, it was like he was just gladly pooping in my nintendo.

Man, BP totally pooped in the Gulf's Nintendo!
by zachimus June 21, 2010
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Pooping your pants

When you have anal sex with an African American person.
"Dude, this girl just pooped her pants!"
"Damn! Her butt must be loose!"
"Yeah! She loves pooping her pants, cool girl really"
"Yeah, pooping your pants sounds fun"
by Jungle fever addict September 3, 2016
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