Complex Pi

When the trip of the complex number π + iπ to the Argand plane was a disappointment, as it failed to secure an exact position on it—both real and imaginary axes couldn’t accurately accommodate the irrational π on them.

Complex pi has come to terms that it can only be located approximately when students try to plot it on the Argand or complex plane.

by Fasters December 26, 2021

Wi-Pi

Electromagnetic waves or microwaves that emit signals that are linked to the digits of the decimal number π for nonobvious or mysterious reasons—for instance, is the covert activity used to spy on rogue states, to communicate with extraterrestrials, or to jam enemies’ signals?

It’s not known what the side effects of wi-pi are when it’s sent out in high doses in public squares.

by Fasters February 24, 2023

Make Pi Greater Again

The push by white Christian nationalists in red-pilled states for their politicians to legislate the value of π to align with its biblical value of 3, as inferred from 1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2, in exchange for their “holy votes.”

Just as the Pinocchio-in-Chief wants to make America greater again, a bigly proportion of ultra-MAGA patriots, who support other Pharisaic presidential candidates, want to make pi greater again.

by Fasters May 17, 2023

Does Pi Love Me?

When you are mathematically tickled why you have been experiencing an aha! on or about the number π pretty frequently recently—for no logical or valid reasons, it is as if pi seems to be infatuated with you.

Besides coming up with a few sexy proofs on some pi-related theorems, I spotted my birthdate and my cellphone number 31,415 digits apart among the first ten thousand digits in the decimal number pi. Sounds like a sign from on high that makes me wonder: “Does Pi love me?”

by Numerati November 5, 2023

Murder by Pi

When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.

A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.

by Fasters April 18, 2022

As Deadly as Pi

When Pi, the life-threatening Covid-19 variant of concern that came after the variant Omicron, was marginalized by WHO, as it fears that the politically incorrect or mathematically blasphemous label might unprovenly trigger a global outcry or protest among millions of math educators for whatever unspoken or irrational reasons.

From 2020–2023, many different types of Covid-19 variants were floating freely on the planet, but none was as deadly as Pi.

by Fasters May 23, 2023

There is more than one way to bake a pi.

A geeky way of saying that one can derive the value of π from different methods, whose approximated values could be obtained from fractions or formulas.

Just as there are many ways to skin a mathematical cat, there is more than one way to bake a pi.

by Covido February 27, 2022