Pharaoh's Pet

A sexual act where the penis is placed on someone's forehead facing upwards, resembling the snake on a pharaoh's headdress.

We've been together long enough now that I feel comfortable giving you the Pharaoh's Pet.

by wca June 10, 2011

face pet

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet

Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.

by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012

parents pet

a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite.

Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*

older sibling : I barely even touched her.

Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*

a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite

Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*

older sibling : I barely even touched her.

Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*

by mynameiskipper November 26, 2016

Teachers Pet

This bitchy person who has like a 102 average and is like the second teacher. They have like a trillion books in their bag and some textbooks in their hands. They never have poland spring bottles but those expensive bottles with some dumb designs. They also never eat the school lunch but they bring a whole homemade meal with them. Never try cheating from them because 1) they wont let you and 2) they got big mouths they'll rat you out. BEWARE

Yo i asked the Teachers pet for yesterdays hw and he told the teacher i was tryin to copy
The fuck yo we on this nigga

by Alp50 April 15, 2019

Life's Pet

One whose life is virtually perfect, it is as if the person is friends with life and brings life up when it's feeling down so in exchange life will treat the person well.

Damn, look at Bill over there with his new convertible he got by using money he got from a raise at his already-high-paying job. it is as if he is a Life's Pet.

by BLesSTheHuman March 23, 2013

Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas

A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.

You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."

by MWstein November 14, 2016

Hard Pet

The act of petting a friend, loved one or random stranger on the shoulder region repeatedly with an unnecessary amount of force.

Ralph won the tennis tournament so I gave him a super hard pet as a congratulatory measure, promptly causing his fist to make contact with my face.

by Fatty Bunter September 3, 2010