penguinisation

the act of converting an animal into a penguin via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.

as in: where is my puppy mom?
im sorry honey, the ministry of penguinisation took him away and converted him.
(mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

Penguin Walk

A penguin walk occurs when an intrepid young fellow attempts to start the crapping process in one toilet and then finish the crapping process in another toilet. The manner in which the individual walks from one toilet to the next toilet, with pants around ankles, resembles the gait of a penguin.

My girlfriend was so pissed at me - I penguin walked from the first floor bathroom to the second floor bathroom and filled all our bathrooms with crap.

by Rosy68 August 22, 2012

alaskan penguin

A penguin from Alaska.

-Marcela was the founder of an Alaskan penguin farm in Alaska.

by Taowai December 24, 2008

penguining

In cold weather, "penguining" refers to gathering together in a crowd to keep warm. The person in the middle gets the benefit of the body heat of the others, then people take turns being in the middle. Taken from the common practice of penguins in the Antarctic.

In the cold breeze, Chloe kept warm by penguining with her friends.

by Swasti B June 20, 2008

penguin

A tasty chocolate biscuit snack from the UK

P-p-p-pick up a penguin

by Wise Man September 17, 2003

Reverse Penguin

When the male and female partners tie each others hands behind their backs, and the erect male chases the female trying to get some of the booty.

"Damn foo, dat gurl loves da reverse penguin."

by Brandon "Fletcher" Flynn April 14, 2004

blind penguin

The sexual act of punching a woman in the breast causing her to rub them much like a penguin flapping its wings. Then ejaculate in her eye causing her to lose her vision.

Nate: hey baby lets try the blind penguin

Becky: Sure!!! What's that?

Darrin: Let's both punch her in the tit.

Becky: OH baby I can't wait

Patrick: I'll shoot it in her eyes then that bitch will be blind.

by Twatopussy March 6, 2009