penguin hat

a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.

wow, that penguin hat is totally awesome

by oauihasdvsuhd; March 1, 2011

penguin hour

The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.

The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.

It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.

Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.

Verb: to hit the penguin hour.

A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!

by Nebet May 9, 2011

Penguin

A person who like it up the ass, but won't admit how good it feels.

Wow, what a penguin!

by ilessthan3you January 29, 2009

oral penguin

The act of giving or reciveing oral sex while
playing club penguin or eating kid cuisine

Tucker - Zack your retarded

Zack - at least I get oral penguin

by Zack & Tucker August 8, 2016

fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 27, 2019

Midwestern Penguin

A nickname for a duck

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.

by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015

louisiana penguin

When a black man of Cajun descent has sex with a petite white girl while standing up. The black and white mixture resembles a penguin.

Beadreaux gave Sara a Louisiana penguin yesterday, it was pretty sweet.

by Penguin Louisiana May 30, 2017