one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.

Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.

by Kearp420 July 26, 2019

One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

one eyed champ

a penis a dick ,a japan eye

he was exercising the one eyed champ

by Savodongburger November 20, 2020

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021