lay mud

When burrito night means more to you than your girlfriend.

Hurry the hell up and open the door, I gotta lay mud!

by Donkeyshow November 21, 2003

lay the hammer

practical employed use is when a male lays his enourmous hammer inside a female.

I bet John McCain picked Sarah Palin as running mate so he could lay the hammer to her.

by hordichuk October 17, 2008

Laying Pipe

It's not even what you think it means, it's just a plumber's term. It means to lay pipe

Mario's a plumber. He's laying pipe.

by blormble August 18, 2019

baked lays

The combination of both being "baked" (high on marijuana) and getting laid (having sex). Plural lays refers to having sex multiple times. Also refers to the tasteless garbage chips Frito-Lay pawns off on consumers.

A friend was telling me about his awewsome weekend. Apparently he met some ladies and had several baked lays.

by Travis T July 21, 2006

laying low

The act of pretending to be really busy all of the time and needing to relax for a night.
The act of being mentally retarded and thinking you lead a busy lifestyle yet you sit at home 22 out of the 24 hours, but believing you need a night to rest.

Deli said he was laying low for the night even though he always does nothing with his insignificant life.

by Ryan God June 28, 2008

Lay it down

To annihilate your motorcycle bicycle or car usually ending in getting all fuck up or severely injured

Holy Shit!! That crazy fuck just layed it down on his huffy!! call the cops!!

by pc November 23, 2004

Lay a patch

To take an enormous shit in a hurry.

I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."

by MRT7776GKK December 30, 2010