lay mud

When burrito night means more to you than your girlfriend.
Hurry the hell up and open the door, I gotta lay mud!
by Donkeyshow November 22, 2003
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circus fat

When your roommate drags the woman of his dreams out of a bar at 2 AM and Ringling Bros. calls and wants her back.
My buddy Dale brought his girlfriend home and boy was she circus fat!
by Donkeyshow November 22, 2003
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