Definitions by Donkeyshow

circus fat 

When your roommate drags the woman of his dreams out of a bar at 2 AM and Ringling Bros. calls and wants her back.

My buddy Dale brought his girlfriend home and boy was she circus fat!

circus fat by Donkeyshow November 21, 2003

lay mud 

When burrito night means more to you than your girlfriend.

Hurry the hell up and open the door, I gotta lay mud!

lay mud by Donkeyshow November 21, 2003