An Ol' Fancy

The act of masturbating into a condom.

"I gave myself an Ol' Fancy in the car on the way to work this morning"

"These sheets are disgusting! I should've given myself an Ol' Fancy"

by The jimmy jam April 10, 2018

Good Ol' Shit Mug

What it says on the tin.

Oh man! That's a Good Ol' Shit Mug!

by Drizella Kokane June 26, 2018

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

by DBXL November 6, 2020

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.

‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’

by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021

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Jake:yes
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Jake:yes
Tina:have you done qwertyuioplkjhgfdesazxcvbnm?
Jake:yes
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I am so bored I will type qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/

by the mysterys March 11, 2021

Big ol' weiner

A sexual game where a guy chases a girl around with a huge bonner out of his pants saying over and over, " big I'm weiner. Big ol'weiner".

Let's play Big ol' weiner

by leonardo draculay July 10, 2021

Big ol' chair and a light on

Famous lyrics from the Steve Miller Band

Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
'Cause it's here that I've got to stay

by Kad69 May 10, 2022