by PikaPikaGamer June 19, 2020
That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.
by Budder Golem June 14, 2017
The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.
Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"
by HeroHandy May 04, 2019
A term that can be used to refer to your wife or girlfriend.
why? Because all guys know that everything has to be approved by Head Office.
why? Because all guys know that everything has to be approved by Head Office.
Person one- Hey man! are you coming to the bachelor party?
Person two- Yeah..just need approval from Head Office first!
Person two- Yeah..just need approval from Head Office first!
by mengelag June 11, 2009
(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.
I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.
I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
by Ereck Flowers March 22, 2011
(Noun) A low-ranking, white collar robot, usually a bureaucrat, whose existence is acknowledged only by the sound of his/her footsteps to/from their desk.
by Lancet March 30, 2005
commonly used term often used to describe a shitmuff police officer. Also used to describe cowardly police officers who like to hit on/stalk/abuse college age girls. sometimes used to refer to a police officer who has no friends, no life, and no real reason to get out of bed in the morning.
So i was walking down the street and started feelign afraid, like there was an officer strout lurking in the bushes
by dickshitmuffstrout September 07, 2010