Takin' a number three

Masturbating in any bathroom.

ie: number one peeing, number two takin' a dump, number three jerkin off.

hey dave what are you doing in my bathroom? You have been in there for twenty minutes.....

hey man shut up your breakin my concentration im takin' a number three

by M.C.Murphy October 16, 2009

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Number Sign

The number sign will appear as # in Latin script and indicates that what follows is should be read as a number in some series.

May also be referred to as a pound sign or a hash.

A number sign will often be seen on the blackboard of high school and college math courses.

by Stormin'Norman June 14, 2013

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Number 15

Burger King foot lettuce

Number 15 Burger king foooooot lettuuuuuuuuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Lettuce is someone else is fungus on your lettuce because chances are that’s what you get.

by PunCakes( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 13, 2018

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A bad thing that continually ressurects itself and cannot be completely killed by conventional means.
Best used to describe a project that is actually somone else's responsibility, however they are not actually doing anything about it, but it directly affects your ability to perform your tasks/job.

Staff: The Voicemail system is dropping calls again.
Boss: I thought the National Communications group was supposed to fix that 2 months ago?
Staff: We ran all the tests they asked for, but it keeps coming back. It's a Nuclear Powerd Zombie .
Boss: I See that.

by Ted S January 5, 2006

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