Swag

The act of being a total ass hat. Usually trying to be "cool"

Douche: I have mad Swag dude.
Anyone that isn't a douche: Fag.

by PsycoPenguin August 16, 2013

Swag

Used by people who think they've got 'swaaag'.
Fun Fact: Swag is actually code for Secretly We Are Gay. It was invented by a group of gay men in hollywood in the 1960's on posters to invite people to Gay orgies.

Remind someone of that when they say 'I've got Swaaaag' and are acting like a dick.

"Damn, I got Swag!"

"Dude, you know what it means right?"

**googles it***

"Aww shiittt!! I got NO swag!"

by Purple-Ketchup April 21, 2013

Swag

This word is used more than the word 'I", "And", "The", and any common word known to mankind, "what is swag" you may ask, well swag is a term to make one think they are "cool" and "accepted" but they're really just making themselves look stupid in front of everyone using a word that has no official meaning. Swag Swag Swag Swag Swag, is it a noun? a verb? an adjective? why not all of them! People may say they are "Swaggets" or they may be "Swaggin'" or in general someone can be "Swag" if you know someone who's says "Swag" in a serious manner, do something about it.

Larry: I have so much swag
everyone else with common sense: SHUT.UP.

by MGnT1999 November 20, 2013

SWAG

Something very important to mention having on your minimum wage job application.

Damn. I better put on my McDonalds application that i got swag and i'm rockin the dollarstore bling, yo.

by frozen canuck August 7, 2013

swag

Noun. An individual's personal smell that underscores participation in social or holiday events.

"Krampus can always find you by sniffing your Christmas swag."

"After I baked cookies all day, the girl at Walmart said I had nice swag."

by August Minotaur December 28, 2011

swag

Stuff We All Get

Pronunciation : S - wagg

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

swag

shit weed, barylly chronic

Man that swag hardly buzzed me.

by Nicky smoke smoke June 11, 2007