shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

knee gunt

A protruding area of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area. A combination of the words "gut" and "cunt." In the case of the knee gunt, the gunt extends downwards, hanging to the point where it almost touches (or does touch) the knees.

AS: Check out that woman's gunt over there.
AT: That's not just a gunt...that's a knee gunt.
AS: You're right. The flap of fat is literally hanging to her knees. Damn.

by dre74 January 25, 2009

knee walkin

The stage of drunkness that usually comes right before u black out

Remember that time Christy got knee walkin drunk and took off all her clothes just to pee?

by kitegirlkitegirl April 19, 2015

Drinker’s knee

Much like athlete’s foot, drinker’s knee is a real ailment that affects hardcore alcoholics. It involves sore knees the day after a big night - and not from sucking dick.

I’ve got drinker’s knee real bad today, I had a big night last night.

by Jimmyb24 August 31, 2018

Knee Cappin

When someone is cappin (lying) so hard that you can't help but laugh and slap your knee

Savvy: they call me the greek freak by all the hoes i get over in Mykonos
Mess: dog, you're straight knee cappin rn

by Snaplatts December 7, 2020

Mark on knee

All black people are known to have a scar on their knee the size ranges on different people, most darker skinned girls have it opposed to lighter skinned bkack girls because they were in the house so their knees were'nt grazed outside working in the fields. It is a mark of your enslaved ansestors, if you have this you should watch it and feel proud for this is a reminder of your ancestors hard work.

Why do we all have that "mark on knee"?

Its a mark of our enslaved ancestors

by HistoryofAfricans April 8, 2020

jah knee

the homophone for Gianni, the godianni. People mistake him for Johnny.

person 1: hi jah knee!!!!
person 2: hi cheese!!!!

by mckinncheese June 6, 2020