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NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 9, 2003
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needless to say

An unnecessary and somewhat obnoxious introduction to an obvious observation.
Synonymous with the phrase “it goes without saying.”
Person A: I heard that my teacher’s vagina smells like a toxic waste dump. Needless to say I won’t be putting my nose anywhere near that.

Person B: If it’s needless to say, then why did you say it?

Person A: Well…I…uh…I don’t know.

Person B: Dick (while walking away).
by Wite Vagina Finda January 19, 2010
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needle eye

An extremely tight orifice. ie. anus, vagina etc.
It was an extremely hot day, and James' needle eye was sweating buckets.
by Bobbit May 30, 2006
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we need to talk

your screwed your girlfriend is leavin you
heyy baby we need to talk
by taken0prisioners September 20, 2003
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We need to talk

Fat chick: We need to talk.
Redneck:I'll pack your bags for you, whore.
by Snazzy McSnazz April 24, 2004
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the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
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Need-Only-Memory

selective memory lapses suffered by the very young or the very old,(or the very cunning) when they are trying to skim over something they are guilty about, or dont want to confess to etc
She also had a distinctly selective and very volatile memory, something computer junkies would have called “Need-Only-Memory” because she remembered things only if they suited her, and otherwise resorted to a an extremely blank and innocent expression of pleasant non recognition which she had perfected down the years.
by aljuhara June 9, 2007
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