a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.
After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."
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Synonymous with the phrase “it goes without saying.”
Synonymous with the phrase “it goes without saying.”
Person A: I heard that my teacher’s vagina smells like a toxic waste dump. Needless to say I won’t be putting my nose anywhere near that.
Person B: If it’s needless to say, then why did you say it?
Person A: Well…I…uh…I don’t know.
Person B: Dick (while walking away).
Person B: If it’s needless to say, then why did you say it?
Person A: Well…I…uh…I don’t know.
Person B: Dick (while walking away).
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Get the We need to talk mug.when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
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She also had a distinctly selective and very volatile memory, something computer junkies would have called “Need-Only-Memory” because she remembered things only if they suited her, and otherwise resorted to a an extremely blank and innocent expression of pleasant non recognition which she had perfected down the years.
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