National Thot Day

A holiday throughout our nation celebrated by all, in the honor of thots.

"Hey Derek do you celebrate national thot day?
"Hell ya buddy"

by Yaaboyyyy May 25, 2018

national kissing day

April 13th is national kissing Day. As in lip to lip. Kiss that one special person or just yourself.

Hey it's national kissing day. Kiss me whore.

by ThyTailor May 25, 2018

national trinity day

The day were you treat your friend or family member Trinity like a princess for the day. She deserves it.

It’s national trinity day we better treat her

by Tbird May 25, 2018

national pizza day

The day where you LOVE pizza!! You eat pizza, and treat it like a god!

It’s national pizza day bitches!!!

by BuckGirl1013 May 26, 2018

National Queef Day

National queef day celebrated on July 17th

Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?

by weirdlongwilly April 22, 2022

National Jellybean day

In the bibles old testament, it is theorized that on 23rd of march a horrible disaster will strike earth, as sinners will suddenly discover their fathers gone. The oceans will be filled with lean, and sky will become dark purple.

- Oh no, it's National Jellybean day.
- Oh no dude.

by Oto_ March 21, 2022

National Gru Day

July 9th is national Gru day as in the character from the Despicable Me franchise. It is customary to dress like Gru and quote him throughout the day.

Hey! It’s National Gru Day! Where is your Gru attire? Do you even know the Gru song?

by Anni Banani March 23, 2022