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I think I just leaked out of my ass 

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.
Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?
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"Tits on my ass!" 

It's when you're fooling around and you get in such a position that her tits are actually on your ass. This is not great for easy access stimulation since it is a awkward position, but erotic nonetheless. It can also be used as an expression of grief, since it reminds one of better times.
Guy 1: Dude, we're gonna miss our boat.
Guy 2: Really? I thought we had plenty of time.
Guy 1: Yeah. This always happens.
Guy 2: Fuck... Aww, "tits on my ass!"
"Tits on my ass!" by Richie Sexon January 1, 2008

Suck my ass 

An expression that often is used among friends to say fuck off or eat shit.
L: Fuck I only got a 90% on my test
J: Suck my ass

B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass
Suck my ass by 398281007 June 13, 2016

hurricaned my ass 

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over

laugh my ass on 

When your ass falls off your body, and you need to suck it back on by laughing.
Jamal ate my ass last night i need to laugh my ass on!! XD
laugh my ass on by Blkmater October 7, 2017

Cracking My Ass Off 

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off
Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

Kink My Ass 

Something to respond when someone says Kinky. May or may not start a relationship.
"She slapped my face"
"Kinky"
"KINK MY ASS!"