Michigander

Someone from the beautiful state of Michigan who hates everything Ohio related.

Don’t even get the started on Michigan vs Michigan State

david: “hey bro you see the michigan game? We wiped the floor with ‘em”
dale: “no one cares you damned michigander.

by 0hioStateSucks28 November 7, 2023

Pre-Munchies

Spontaneously buying food before you smoke weed out of preparation that you will be hungry after.

Robby: "Hey bro I'm head out and grab myself a snickers at Kum and Go before we light it up"
Sean: "Man he's got the pre-munchies"

by SomeHowdyDoodyLookingMuthaFuck July 15, 2009

Patrol Munchies

The extreme amount of munchies you get after conducting a long a gruesome patrol in the mountains of Afghanistan. It's almost as equal as the munchies you get after smoking pot.

Dude, I'm goin to the chow hall to eat everything they've got, I've got a bad case of the patrol munchies!

by rodlikestoparty January 17, 2010

P-Munchies

The cock sucker.

DUDE! i had some bitch giving me the P-Munchies last night.

by THE VAG SUCKAAA April 2, 2010

Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)

Roy is moob munching Andy

by henkdevries69 June 28, 2010

Exam Munchies

A hunger comparable to that which comes with being stoned. Elevated by stress, exam munchies are usually at their worst on the day of the exam, causing you to consume ridiculous amounts of food.

Eli: Man, I think I'm going to barf all over my final.

Jim: You sick?
Eli: Nah, I had a crazy case of the exam munchies. I ate four packs of cookies and a box of corn pops before leaving.

by hiijj September 25, 2012

stop munching on my noodle

a different way of saying "stop riding my dick"

Tell this asshole behind me to stop munching on my noodle!

by murderhousemistress December 29, 2017