mowler

a person who has sexual intercorse analy and doesn't tell anyone else about it,also known as mowling.as soon as some one else finds out it is no longer mowling, he is not longer a mowler but a queer dick.

"martin was a mowler, he went to a park and had anal sex with a stranger, and told no one about it"

by a mowler May 23, 2006

lawn mower

A sexual position where the guy holds on to the girls legs and fucks her as the girl is walking on the floor while chomping at the rug, very much like a lawn mower

I didnt find out that my girlfriend was a screamer until I fucked her in the lawn mower position

by Joe Harrold January 15, 2006

mowsie cat

a cat that says mow instead of miaow

where is the mowsie cat today?

by carly hinton January 13, 2008

Mower Dick'd

The act of being rammed in the crotch unexpectedly by the lawn mower handle due to the sudden, unexpected stopping of the mower because its wheels become stuck and you continue walking forward.

Stu: "Hey man, why's Tim walking all crooked?"

Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."

Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."

by Carrawaylegal April 16, 2014

Mowpie

Furry animals with white tufts as tails, making them easy to spot. Sometimes called rabbits. Good to eat, especially with a dab of snail relish in the side.

~Terry Pratchett

The Shepherd’s Crown

Could this wee little mowpie be the fearsome Queen they had heard about?

by LyleAboleth April 9, 2018

Mikal Mowbray

A Person From Woodworth Middle School Who Thinks He Can Be Cool By Bulling People. He Bullies The Most Autistic And Weakest People.
1. He Likes Hitting Kids Heads With Basketballs!
2. He Just Turns Off the tv when someone is playing Wii
3. He Calls People A Sus Which Is Supposed to be suspicious but he thinks it means to be something else
4. He Thinks It's Cool Pulling Someone's Rattail on their hair
5. he wants to make people cry by doing all those things
6. He Wants To Physically Beat Up A Person When A Yo Mama Joke Is Made

Mikal Mowbray. "You Suck At This Game!"
You. "Yo Mama Idiot!"
Mikal Mowbray. "I Know This Nigga Did Not!"
(Mikal Mowbray physically hurts you)

by I am cool 2015 August 22, 2019

Connor Mowry

A stiff plank of wood.

We had to pause work on the deck because we ran out of Connor Mowrys.

by Factual Definitions November 25, 2019