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möllered 

to get möllered

If you fail a course because of cheating at a university.
or
If someone changes your background on your PC.
They caught me cheating and now I got möllered.
or
If left my pc unguarded and when I came back, I was möllered.
möllered by Pilzdieb February 4, 2018
Related Words
mowler molerat Mower moller moler Moiler mollered mollerup moulers mower meat

mollering 

To move a great distance- typically across the globe, though cross country trips are also common, to pursue a relationship with an internet lover, typically met on an internet message board.

named after new zealand's ex-most popular online persona.
messageboard girl: I think i want to move to Tokyo to live with CyberHngStd4334

messageboard dude: 'Mollering is retarded, thats going to be an expensive mistake and then we're all going to laugh at you.
mollering by cody kory February 9, 2005

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
A type of furry that should be prevented from ever getting anywhere near peanut butter.
Hey Brian, did you lock the peanut butter up? I saw the husky earlier and I don't want the Mowlett getting any ideas.
Mowlett by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

your ass is grass and I'm the mower 

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.
Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!
In Mexican slang, an international soccer (football) game of low importance and caliber, especially against a low-ranking side.

Moleros often involve Mexico (El Tri) play against another international side of low standing, such as Guatemala, Bolivia, or the Gambia, though sometimes they involve a solid opponent (like Croatia) but both teams field weak squads. They are often played in American cities with large Mexican-American populations, and quite frequently in NFL stadiums. Some frequent venues include Los Angeles, San Diego, the SF Bay Area (Santa Clara), Houston, Dallas, Chicago, and Miami. These games are broadcast on Univision in the US and TV Azteca in Mexico.

Domestic Mexican media and fans often mock the importance of these games, as they are organized through a deal via Soccer United Marketing and the Mexican Football Federation. They might even be as mexploitation events.
Man, I don't know why my dad wasted his money to watch Mexico play China, that game is a molero.
molero by Return_of_BG_97 October 12, 2019