mowler

a person who has sexual intercorse analy and doesn't tell anyone else about it,also known as mowling.as soon as some one else finds out it is no longer mowling, he is not longer a mowler but a queer dick.

"martin was a mowler, he went to a park and had anal sex with a stranger, and told no one about it"

by a mowler May 23, 2006

möllered

to get möllered

If you fail a course because of cheating at a university.
or
If someone changes your background on your PC.

They caught me cheating and now I got möllered.
or
If left my pc unguarded and when I came back, I was möllered.

by Pilzdieb February 4, 2018

mollering

To move a great distance- typically across the globe, though cross country trips are also common, to pursue a relationship with an internet lover, typically met on an internet message board.

named after new zealand's ex-most popular online persona.

messageboard girl: I think i want to move to Tokyo to live with CyberHngStd4334

messageboard dude: 'Mollering is retarded, thats going to be an expensive mistake and then we're all going to laugh at you.

by cody kory February 9, 2005

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

Mowlett

A type of furry that should be prevented from ever getting anywhere near peanut butter.

Hey Brian, did you lock the peanut butter up? I saw the husky earlier and I don't want the Mowlett getting any ideas.

by plandemic_hoax August 5, 2020

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

molero

In Mexican slang, an international soccer (football) game of low importance and caliber, especially against a low-ranking side.

Moleros often involve Mexico (El Tri) play against another international side of low standing, such as Guatemala, Bolivia, or the Gambia, though sometimes they involve a solid opponent (like Croatia) but both teams field weak squads. They are often played in American cities with large Mexican-American populations, and quite frequently in NFL stadiums. Some frequent venues include Los Angeles, San Diego, the SF Bay Area (Santa Clara), Houston, Dallas, Chicago, and Miami. These games are broadcast on Univision in the US and TV Azteca in Mexico.

Domestic Mexican media and fans often mock the importance of these games, as they are organized through a deal via Soccer United Marketing and the Mexican Football Federation. They might even be as mexploitation events.

Man, I don't know why my dad wasted his money to watch Mexico play China, that game is a molero.

by Return_of_BG_97 October 12, 2019