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Koala Mother

A mother who is excessively lazy and lax when it comes to raising her child(ren). The fostering of an academically competitive spirit is not of concern to this mother. This form of upbringing follows a hands-off approach and allows the child(ren) to do whatever they please so as the mother can go about spending her day sleeping, lounging around, and generally just wasting time. The child is left without guidance or direction and most often ends up down a path of a financially unsuccessful career and winds up feeling emotionally unfulfilled. The child(ren) usually end up being lazy, unproductive, social creatures.. Similar to the mother.

A Koala Mother is essentially the exact opposite of a Tiger Mother.
Dan: "What ever happened to that kid who used to date your sister in high school? David Jones was it?"
John: "Yea, that was his name. Last I heard he was collecting unemployment, living at home with his parents, and just hanging out. I did hear that he recently mastered the new Halo edition on xbox though! haha!"
Dan: "Well, what do you expect. He wasn't given much of a chance with that Koala Mother of his. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
by The Surgeon 315 August 25, 2015
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Significant mother

When a man (often those in the fuckboy category) relies on their girlfriend (significant other) as if they are a parent or guardian; treating your girlfriend like your mother.
Bruh! Don't trip bout that money. His significant mother gets paid Friday, and she'll put him together..
by Clint Beastwood and Baby D February 7, 2018
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irish mother

the absolute scariest person in the world, so unknowing but also knowing at the same time. She'll give you the full on rant and next minute give you a hug but that hug has strings attached and next thing you know your doing everyone's chores for a week or raking the lawn in "light rain" in your pyjamas.

oh also they're not the best at technology.

But irish aunties are the best i swear to god my mum is so nice to my cousins
*rains* *thunders* *lightning*, "darln go an trim the bushes"
"but its raining",
*gives the look*

thats an irish mother for you
by Thisismyusernamegoaway April 30, 2020
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Dragon Mother

Dragon mothers are mothers who grieve for children who have died or are terminally ill.
“She lost her child... she is a ‘dragon mother’.”
by Meloetta November 10, 2020
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run the tags mother fucker

When you're so drunk whilst getting arrested that you yell nonsensical things at the cop
Cop: "ma'am, what is your name?"
Drunk woman: "run the tags mother fucker!
by SteelCityMafia August 23, 2017
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Ur Brother a Mother and Ur Daughter the Father

The pinnacle of family-sexuality insults. See ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.

Combines 2 rhymes and flows them together flawlessly.

This insult causes the earth itself to quake, the heavens to shudder, and hell to freeze over.
Billy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: well ur dad lesbian
Billy: well ur granny tranny!

Bobby: BRO UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Billy: -glares- UR BROTHER A MOTHER AND UR DAUGHTER THE FATHER
Bobby's soul leaves his body, and his flesh liquefies. The sun darkens, and the earth shakes.
by MoonCzer March 29, 2018
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