Cage Monkey

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.

The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.

by AjiraKimberly March 31, 2009

bowel monkey

a monkey that dwells in one's bowel

*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"

by Decky1 January 22, 2012

Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

monkey tickle

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

by danglyballzjohn February 05, 2017

Zoo Monkey

The act of taking a shit on floor and throwing it out of the door of your room at people that annoy you.

Because of Dom's poor communication, Chris went Zoo Monkey on him when he walked by his office.

by ZooMon June 25, 2014

psycho monkey

Someone who has become uncivilized in their manners, paired with being crazy.

Cecilia, you are a psycho monkey.

by kalpalpadt July 19, 2018

Charts Monkey

1.Someone who is unable to make their own decisions, so has to listen to the charts for their music.
2.Someone who is so boring they only listen to chart music.

That girl over their has the personality of sandpaper, I bet she's a Charts Monkey.

by Rocky Dildoa December 05, 2018