Monita

The best girl you ever done seen

Monita is a stinker face

by Monita is my baby girl July 5, 2022

Monitor Tan

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world

Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.

by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023

monitory value

How effective someone is at keeping an eye on a device, situation, fellow human, etc.

A mushy-hearted ticket-puncher at a museum isn't of much monitory value if a giggle of pretty girls is able to flutterbuy his just waving them through without paying!

by QuacksO July 16, 2023

Monita

The most ignorant and volatile person to exist. She is chunky with an absurd muffin top. Her eyes seep out of her head because she’s sucked so much dick. You could mistake her as an “Oompa Loompa” from Charlie in the Chocolate Factory. (Johnny Depp Edition: 2005). Nobody has ever told her to shut the fuck up but it clearly should’ve been done long before now. She smells so rotten and crusty it makes your eyes and nose run. If she shut the fuck up and applied any of that hot garbage that comes out of her mouth, into her own life. She just might get somewhere.

Oh fuck don’t be like Monita!

by Rassclatt9 November 2, 2023

monitoring spirit

an individual who observes what others are doing and talks about them but doesn’t consider this person close to them.

instead of talking to me about it she moving like a ‘monitoring spirit’.

she keeps watches me like a ‘monitoring spirit’

by getyourmoneyupsisss December 28, 2024

Monitor

very cool guy, cool very: chill. chilly good guy. he’s a good guy’s

“betel monitor”

by Cac joke February 18, 2025

moniterry value

Da open-market price for fluffy fabric.

Once towels become soiled or stained, there would indeed be a huge reduction in their moniterry value, but you could always launder and bleach them, and thus end up wif perfectly-usable absorbent-fabrics dat were obtained at a fraction of da cost of buying them new.

by QuacksO March 16, 2025