mockie

penis easily mocked for both shortness and skinniness when "fully" hard

Upon seeing his mockie she became instantly unhorny

Don't breed if you have a mockie lest you inflict your weak penis genes on your sons.

by vogla January 14, 2013

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Great book.
People say it sucks simply because they don't understand the narrator's sarcasm.

I rather have my toe nails ripped off than read To Kill a Mocking Bird!

Fuck you!

by akejlkjlgkjla November 21, 2006

Mockdown

A half heated attempt to apply restrictions and rules to control the spread of Covid-19 (Coronavirus) Either applied too late, not strictly enough or too confusing, contradictory or involving some kind of tier system that no one fully understands.

Also see

1. ‘Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted’

2. ‘Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery’

This is one crazy mockdown! You must stay home but you go out, don’t go to work unless it’s necessary, see family but don’t see family, The virus is spreading fast, but kids off you trot to School!

by Theisolationroomshow January 4, 2021

Mocoso/a

Spanish slang for child.

These Mocosos never get tired of fuckin' around all day.

by Shadow October 18, 2004

mocopo

the po-lice of moco. when you see the sirens blazin, better run cause the mocopo is a comin.

don't steal that. the mocopo will beat your ass.

by km February 1, 2005

frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.

Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."

by clynnroff December 1, 2009

mochila

1. spanish word for 'backpack'

2. in english, a very rare and exotic name/nick-name for highly selective individuals, including the remarkable fellow, Hansen

1. Teresa, stop putting your shnozberries in my mochila!

2. Hey Jessie, that Mochila guy is one hott mutha

by Mochila the Great April 18, 2005