Cock Medallion

A beautiful cock ring

He was wearing a very expensive cock medallion

by Retartf September 29, 2019

Free-meal Bitch

Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.

A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?

B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch

by I_like_wet_bread July 16, 2022

Raccoon Meal

Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.

Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?

Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.

Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!

by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022

real meal

evander holyfield

He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022

banquet meal

Wingsofredemption's favorite food besides Wendy's chili

"Did you see the Wing's stream last night?"
"Yeah, he spent over half an hour consuming a banquet meal!"

by TonightImAwake March 26, 2023

pitbull meal

Slang term for toddlers.

Oh shit that pitbull has a massive penis, he's getting all the bitches. He proudly took some pitbull meal at the park.

by PoopSlave97 June 22, 2023

Brock meal

When you have a bunch of leftover food scraps insufficient for a real recipe, but somehow make something delicious in spite of it. Refers to Brock’s, from the Pokémon anime, ability to manufacture amazing food from whatever meager inventory Ash and the gang had on their trips through the show.

“All I have left in the fridge is some broccoli and sriracha… and a can of chickpeas and a bag of rice in the pantry”
“Don’t worry homie. If you give me some spices I can whip up a Brock meal in a jiffy”

by SludgyFuzzlick September 27, 2023