melodramatic.com

an awesome site like livejournal but better..i call it melo though....and some dudes from my school thought it was porn so..its all good aint it?

i made an entry on melo today.dude i got 4 touches, im gonna get colors so soon!

by pussyasscockpeniscuntlickyourcrackcocaine September 17, 2003

Melody

Melody is the name of the most Beautiful girl in the world!she usually has the most amazing eyes and smile.
Most Melodys are part time servers trying to make themselves some money to become a dentist.

Wow did you see that Beautiful Dentist.

Yeah she was deffinatly a Melody...

by Mr Incredible223 October 17, 2010

melodramatic.com

not too bad of a weblog

uhh, i'm too dense to think of one.

by kingotakuoftheanimes May 28, 2003

melodic scribes

The Best rap group ever, consisting of Ryebread, Pinan, Antimatter-Bonecrusher and D.J Mar Mar. Mar Mar drops sick beats while these cats twist tonges on intellectual subjects and create wicked rhymes.

"I can't stay within the lines or even hold a crayon right; pay no mind to road signs running every red light; you get frightened by wilderness, me I find it soothing; A man of improv stuck in a giant movie; My thumb is down, I get no substance from this town; somebody's givin them strings and they're all puppets now; Some get clowned because they're different; individualians pinned by this lame game syndicate; I'm into this thing called reality; where virtually every person on this earth baffles me; had the key to success snapped it off in the door knob; I'm happy in this mess and no I don't need your job; I break laws peacefully lots of beautiful nights; just to hear the man read my constitutional rights; roll the dice hope to find excitement in this board game; here's my 2 cents, maybe you can afford change. -Melodic Scribes (intro to "Society")\

by chumbur June 19, 2006

Melody

A horrible out of tune sound (adj)
A cheap homeless diseased gay prostitute (noun)

That melody hurt
My father became a melody after escaping prison

by __birb__ April 30, 2023

Bunch Nudge Method

When you've overdosed on Extenze and your penis is the size of your fucking forearm. While having sex, bunch nudging is when you try to stick it all in by nudging it inch by inch due to the shear overly-massive, gorilla shit size.

Craig: Yo Dan! I took an insane, bat-shit amount of Extenze other day and now my dick is as big as my leg!
Dan: Dude, it's like you have a third leg!

Make sure you use the Bunch Nudge Method on

Bailey, bro!
Craig: Man, I'll take my chances.

She'll be soar the next morning either way!

by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014

Metoděj

hot guy which huge cock and balls. Gets all bitches. Has 218cm. he is buffd as fuck.

Metoděj is so hot

by Petr Pavel January 17, 2023