Meth detective

Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.

There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.

by Dread Pirate Phillips May 8, 2022

maths gcse

if you fuck up this gcse you will fuck up your whole entire life and have absolutely no chance of a good future. if you are good at maths consider yourself blessed, i dont want to ever hear a single person say "ah bro i got a 7 and i wanted a 9" when there are people out here barely getting a grade 4.

i am currently writing this whilst raging at maths revision.

Abdi: "Bro failed his maths gcse, now hes gonna have to be flipping burgers at some 1 star hygiene rated local kebab shop."

by chimpslayer60 November 6, 2022

meth fag

A man who's overuse of methamphetamine has taken him from enjoying sucking on the glass dick once in awhile to a full blown fudge packing, cock sucking, drama queen that steals your clothes when your not watching.

I went to Hemet to visit a relative on vacation and couldn't believe how many meth fags they have in that town.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 9, 2023

My maths and chill

The act of masturbation while doing your homework.

Mom: Did you do your homework?
Joe: Sorry. I was doing My maths and chill

by Grammar_nazis January 31, 2017

school meth

When you start smoking meth in the bathroom with a bunch of gang members at your school

Donal: yo you got that good good

Martin yea bro I got that school meth

Donal how did you get it

Martin I smuggled in a lawn mower

by Boobies6971 November 14, 2019

Thats meth

when your friend has such a great idea that you are so psyched to try it you cant focus on anything else

Dev: wanna order some burgers?
Pat: thats meth!

Dev: I'll Uber Eats it

by thatsmethman October 22, 2020

Crystal meth hunter

A crystal meth hunter is a gay man who, though not necessarily a drug user himself, seeks out meth-addicted men within the gay community for sex, for the reason that meth addicted men will go much further, sexually, than anyone not addicted to meth.

"Hey, you see that guy cruising the dance floor? He's a crystal meth hunter, only tweaker dudes will do the perverted things he likes.

by MakingItReal March 7, 2021