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Schmucky McSchmuck

a dumbass cracka who acts all entitled and shit.
Schmucky McSchmuck walked in 10 minutes after the reception was over and demanded the half eaten cheese rind.
by heart ass December 3, 2004
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human junkyard mechanic

A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.
by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010
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MASCHIO

{MASH-E-O}
1.An Uncommon italian name, usually associated with beautiful people.
Few privlaged to know Maschio's are aware of the beauty and sensual nature of theese families.

2. total rocket in bed.
"Did you see that model? TOTAL Maschio."

"That kid over there is such a Derek Maschio."
by Anymus January 28, 2009
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Mechanical rape

How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
Euphemism: .
Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!

Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.

Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.

Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010
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Mechanicville

The smallest city in New York State.

This city is full of awesome people

You will never see another city quite like it.
Yo man, ever been to Mechanicville?
Yeah! It's awesome!!

Hey dude, ever hear of Mechanicville?
I heard it was the smallest city in New York.
by TheNigger January 19, 2013
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coping mechanics

imaginary tradesmen who make sure that a person's coping mechanisms are all in place and read for use at any given time
"Is it hard to deal with all that rejection"

"I've been doing it for years. I've been coping so long my coping mechanism have coping mechanics"
by 1adycat September 27, 2013
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defence mechanism

This is when a guy realises you have caught him cheating or telling lies.. he avoids you, your calls and makes everything seem like you are at fault.
He used defence mechanism on all his ex's.
by Mizboss March 21, 2017
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