Merpy

THE GOODEST GIRL EVER

MIKIS GIRLFRIEND

MERPY IS MIKIS FUTURE WIFE

by poopmongerer69 April 3, 2024

merp

anything u want it to be

person 1: “i miss u so much person 2”
person 2: “merp”

by merpperson May 13, 2024

merp

a sexy name for the california underground

i want to merp so bad im itching

by drew3 June 12, 2024

merds

Usually used to describe a group of people/entities with very malicious instincts; generally among the context of murder or serious killing.

Those merds are gonna gang up on the town if the cops don't show up anytime soon.

by SCG-1171 June 19, 2024

merple

is (and can be used as ) a color of marron and purple
it can also be used as a phrase for cute

that cat is so merple
i like the color merple

by GOOBER :) June 30, 2024

Merpo

Merpo - That guy that has absolutely no social presence or confidence and never really fits in

Merpo - an unwanted and unloved cat that nobody will let into there home so its gone all tatty

I feel sorry for him he's such a merpo. Like that cat that really needs a home. This could be its last winter but its got flees and stinks it's scratched out half its fur and gone all scabby so nobody's welcoming it into their home. I kind of want to pet it but from a distance with a stick maybe

by AndNowYouknow! December 14, 2024

Merp

Merp (adjective/exclamation): A playful term used to describe someone or something behaving in an endearingly absentminded, clumsy, or humorous way. Often said with affection or mild exasperation, adding a lighthearted tone to the moment.

"Listen, merp, it's right here on the counter!" or, "Oh, merpo derpo, you're holding your phone upside down."

by Xevathin January 2, 2025