Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014

Mental Avalanche

~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.

"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"

Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."

Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."

by Faran the Grey January 27, 2011

Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.

This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.

by AusTetris August 8, 2021

Mental Felony

1.Thinking about sex with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). You think about it, but never act upon it.

2. A coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time...

(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)

Example 1:

"Dude, definitely just had a mental felony."

Example 2:

Friend 1: "fuck, you see that girl that just passed us?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah dude. Total mental felony right there."

by Sonic Reducer August 22, 2011

craigslist mentality

The belief that something on Craigslist is always listed at an inflated price, and you can bargain for a lower price. this also applies to a price that is too inflated by a seller thinking that their goods are worth more than they actually are. this usually results in no one being interested in what that person is selling.

I can't believe that Nicole is selling the broken-assed car for $24,000. he really has a craigslist mentality.

by PixelJim February 11, 2014

Mentally Midtable

Not smart enough to be considered 'clever' yet not sufficiently stupid enough to be catagorised as a moron.

Did you see that guy struggling with your question? He's definately Mentally Midtable.

by shane_r February 27, 2009

mentally mushy

when someone someone is extremely mentally retarded and there's no other way to describe them.

Aight mate! I'm not high just mentally mushy..

by gabune2005 January 23, 2020