Matthew

The hottest guy on earth.... i think im in love with him!

OMG theres matthew
_giggle_

by Lila542 July 28, 2011

matthew

A really Good looking guy with probably a huge cock. hes sweet, loving, caring, funny, lovable guy. Hes actually really smart its just he doesnt feel the need to show it. His name means "Gift of God". He has many friends. Loves spending time with Friends and Family a lot. he will do anything to make a loved one happy. and if youre sad/depresses or really upset. hes the shoulder to cry on. he knows how to treat a lady no matter what. he hates hurting a loved ones. never let him get away. if he likes you, youre kinda lucky because youre his world

youre the best, Matthew!

by awesome person2000 January 14, 2015

Mathews

Coolest last name on the face of the earth. Especially if your first name is James.

Mathews, man that's a cool last name! Perhaps the coolest ever!

by hibikus311 April 19, 2009

Mathews, VA

The most boring place in the world. Often called "Outter Mongolia". "From Heres" hate changing stuff, like tearing down a old abandoned house. BEWARE if you come here you could catch redneck-didly-itis. It's very hard to get rid of.

Mathews, VA is a place with a lot of hill-billies and rednecks, yet one of the prettiest places on the Chesapeake Bay.

by Simone Korigann July 17, 2006

Mattchew

Coming from the name "Matthieu", when pronounced by a loving girlfriend comes out as Mattchew. Mattchew's are the best boyfriend any girl or guy could ask for, and anyone who even knows a Mattchew is very lucky to have someone like this in your life. He is a gamer but also pays attention to the ones he loves, even if it means pausing a game. He knows his limits but he is still amazing. Over all else, Mattchew is perfect and believes in clearing this world of thots with the help of Mr. Steal Yo Girl and the other members of the patriarchy.

Mattchews' are the best people out there, so if you have one, let them know you love them and how amazing they are

I love you Mattchew

by JaedonElle October 12, 2017

Dry Matches

Old time firefighter term for the guy who always seems to make fires but never gets anything done. Also could be the guy who never makes fires.

Hey, lets call Wayne dry matches cause he misses everything!!

by gfdportable7 March 5, 2011

Dirty Matthew

Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.

I just a Dirty Matthew on my tractor.

by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020