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Pussy Masher

by Organiz3d Chaos June 5, 2021
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Puzzle Master

When two hermaphrodites simataneoualy have sex with both of their sexual organs and it fits together perfect like two pieces of a puzzle.
Those two hermaphrodites must be soulmates. I've never seen a puzzle master so clean.
by Hot Kunch June 19, 2021
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Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third

Possibly the Most epic name you will ever see for a human being. Seeing this name is very rare
Person #1: "Hey have you see Captain Wedley?"
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."
by Choji98 February 8, 2010
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Triangle Grand Master

This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris
Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"

Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"
by TheInternatTriangleAssociation December 20, 2012
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Pokemon suicide master

Someone that is so fixated on their phone playing Pokemon GO that they are more likely to walk straight into in intersection without looking and get decked by a bus than to catch a rare pokemon. Some people consider this an evolutionary step to weed out the stupid people of the world.
That pokemon suicide master just ran into the middle of that busy road without looking.
by Jonno2hill July 19, 2016
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Master Hagaki

Hey, i heard Master Hagaki once went skydiving off Mount Everest, but he didnt use a parachute and landed right on his head, but got up with no problems and went to eat dinner at Arby's.
by dnlninja January 6, 2005
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grill master

The person in charge of grilling food during a barbecue; this person is usually the best grill chef.
Jimmy barbecues an amazing rump roast. He is the grill master.
by MacdadVT August 9, 2007
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