mangled

to become soo drunk you piss your own pants, and hook up with your best mates mum

guy#1 Man what the fuck happened last night
guy#2yeah you puked in my dishwasher and my mum wants ur phone number.
guy#1 yeah i was mangled sorry.

by VBdrinkingBoganSonofaBithch October 1, 2008

manlette

An omlette made from a man's semen.

A: Derek had lost the bet so he ate a manlette as a punishment
B: That's crazy

by 4thwaterfromjelly June 13, 2009

mankle

verb, adjective, noun

1) To be a 'little off' or queerish.
2) A gay sausage.
3) To physically rape, toss or demolish someone/something.

Today I saw ben stumbling around with his gay lover. What a mankle.

I mankled his candy ass today for trying to steal money from me.

by Jake Vern August 4, 2006

manocles

a big boar found in the act of anything positive.

"oh dear sweet manocles"

by thomashaukaas March 23, 2004

Mangleish

Anyone who tries to speaks the English Language while visiting from a foreign country with almost disasterous results.

Someone was asking me where the nearest restaurant was, but I couldn't understand them because they were speaking Mangleish.

by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009

Mangleat

mangleat mang-l-eat n. a form of processed meat products such as hot dogs, sausage, chorizo or spam.

I'm in the mood for same mangleat. Honey, could you pick up some mangleats for the barbeque tonight?

by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 24, 2008

mangled anus

When your ass has been destroyed and ripped apart by mexican food or Indian Food. The most common way to catch the " Mangled anus-itis" Is eating a ghost pepper , but with your ass hole.

Mexican Bartender : " Wooooaaahhh Essssaaayyy !!!! DID you go Loco and shit yo pants ?"
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " No Sir... My ass has been Mangled..
Mexican Bartender : " I shall call it the...

Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Mangled.."
Mexican Bartender : " Anus.."
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Itis ! I mean that's what every disease ends with ! "

by Doctor Fucktard Beenjamin November 13, 2014