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bald mango

If someone is getting on your nerves and you don’t want to cuss them off, you call them a “bald mango.” This term first originated from “Hamilton in a nutshell act 1” when Hamilton called Gorge Washington a bald mango.
Your friend Joe keeps stealing your pencil. Since you are a child of Jesus you don’t want to cuss him off so you turn around and say: “Joe, stop being so annoying you bald mango”

Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”
bald mango by Ugly peach May 31, 2018

sucked mango 

Mock Hawk, Faux hawk hairstyle, resembling a sucked mango
Those fun boys all have the same, shitty sucked mango haircuts
sucked mango by The_House May 6, 2008
The secretion of bodily fluids in the vaginal area when a girl is turned on by men or women alike.
Whenever Cyrstal saw burley surfers with tatoos, she couldnt help but get a wet mango.
Wet Mango by Cherie Jose August 14, 2009

Flanking the mango 

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.
I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.
Flanking the mango by kables June 9, 2005

Mr.Mango 

Someone who enjoys giving free money and is the god of wealth, was born from a tree and became a man because of god. He gives back to the community with money
Mr.Mango do be helping out Bread Mafia
Mr.Mango by ThickLoliDragon October 26, 2020

To finesse a mango

Skilfully slicing a mango
Mason likes to finesse a mango
To finesse a mango by Bool123 July 16, 2018