Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

Dropping mud

Having to take a shit right after you drink coffee.

I drank and extra large coffee and had to take a mud dump right after. I was dropping mud

by Jpeso75 January 20, 2018

Mud flaps

A gay man’s condom

You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway

by tablecandles75 April 3, 2020

morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023

lay mud

to drop a big dirty shit

mick said to darren if you dont get out of the toilet im gonna lay mud on your head

by bosch June 4, 2004

Mud sauna

Communal huffing of poop.

When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna

by Retarf April 2, 2022

Mud Bark

A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.

I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.

by nicensafe January 9, 2011