Straight Pride Month

Straight Pride Month occurs during March, from the 1st to the 31st.

If gay people can have a pride month, then why can't straights?

Bob: Hey Billy, you excited for Straight Pride Month?
Billy: Yeah Bob, it's gonna be fun!

by Kezz.a November 23, 2020

birthday month

Due to scheduling conflicts and belated responses, when gifts continue to be given in recognition of ones birthday over a lengthy period of time, sometimes as much as a month or more. A really great occurrence that stretches ones birthday perks out indefinitely.

Mike: hey, why did the boss buy your lunch today?

Sue: For my birthday.

Mike: I thought your birthday was last week?

Sue: it was, but it's my birthday month.

by Pamann April 21, 2011

Throw short people month

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.

Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you

by azjented November 1, 2022

Black History Month

The best month of the year when all of the great Black activists, athletes, inventors, scientists, scholars, musicians, poets, authors, architects, explorers, etc throughout history get the most recognition for their achievements. Africans have richest history in the world, as they are the ones who brought Mathematics, Science, Language, Architecture, Cosmetics, Art, Spirituality, Folklore, and so many other things to the world. And as for Black Americans, we are the ones who built America, and not just through free labor via slavery. It's so important for people to learn about historical figures such as Frederick Douglass, Harriet Tubman, Malcolm X, Lewis Latimer (inventor of the carbon filament used in light bulbs), Benjamin Banneker (scientist, Almanac author, and farmer who built the first American clock and assisted in creating the city layout for Washington D.C.), Juan Garrido (first person in the Americas to cultivate Wheat), Garrett Morgan (inventor of the Traffic Light and the Gas Mask), W.E.B. DuBois (Pan Africanist civil rights activist who co-founded the NAACP), Kenneth Dunkley (inventor of 3D Glasses), George Crum (inventor of Potato Chips), and so many other monumental figures! Coincidentally, this month corresponds with many other events like National Heart Month, the Super Bowl, the NBA All Star Game, the Oscars, the Grammy's, and Valentine's Day.

"I gotta say, Black History Month is my favorite time of the year."

by IBTAL January 14, 2020

anti-lgbtq+ month

this is the month where you can hate all of them lgbtq people for a month! they get a month and so can we!

dude its finally anti-lgbtq+ month!

by WhoCaresİtsJeam December 21, 2022

Black History Month

Black History Month, n.

1. A sorely needed opportunity to raise awareness of the history of black Americans among people of all colors.

2. The shortest month of the year.

Black History Month is important not just for Black people to understand their own people's centuries-long struggle for liberation, but for all people to recognize the problems that institutionalized racism and skin color privilege has caused and continues to cause in American society.

by D.X. DuBois May 6, 2006

6 Month Challenge

To stop brushing your teeth in the 6 months in between dentist appointments right up until your next check-up, just to see what your dentist says.

Guy 1: Dude, Mike's breath smells like shit

Guy 2: Yea dude, he's 4 months in to his 6 month challenge

Guy 1: Oh that explains it, tell him good luck for me

by zakacer October 29, 2011