Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.
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30 Teams:
1. Arizona Diamondbacks
2. Atlanta Braves
3. Baltimore Orioles
4. Boston Red Sox
5. Chicago Cubs
6. Cincinnati Reds
7. Cleveland Indians
8. Colorado Rockies
9. Chicago White Sox
10. Detroit Tigers
11. Florida Marlins
12. Houston Astros
13. Kansas City Royals
14. Los Angeles Angels
15. Los Angeles Dodgers
16. Milwaukee Brewers
17. Minnesota Twins
18. New York Mets
19. New York Yankees
20. Oakland Athletics
21. Philadelphia Phillies
22. Pittsburgh Pirates
23. San Diego Padres
24. Seattle Mariners
25. San Francisco Giants
26. St. Louis Cardinals
27. Tampa Bay Devil Rays
28. Texas Rangers
29. Toronto Blue Jays
30. Washington Nationals
30 Teams:
1. Arizona Diamondbacks
2. Atlanta Braves
3. Baltimore Orioles
4. Boston Red Sox
5. Chicago Cubs
6. Cincinnati Reds
7. Cleveland Indians
8. Colorado Rockies
9. Chicago White Sox
10. Detroit Tigers
11. Florida Marlins
12. Houston Astros
13. Kansas City Royals
14. Los Angeles Angels
15. Los Angeles Dodgers
16. Milwaukee Brewers
17. Minnesota Twins
18. New York Mets
19. New York Yankees
20. Oakland Athletics
21. Philadelphia Phillies
22. Pittsburgh Pirates
23. San Diego Padres
24. Seattle Mariners
25. San Francisco Giants
26. St. Louis Cardinals
27. Tampa Bay Devil Rays
28. Texas Rangers
29. Toronto Blue Jays
30. Washington Nationals
by Sports freak April 23, 2005
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XBL try hard: "Get raped you MLG cunt. Oh you're on the BAMF Ladies? Damn they are the hottest girl gamers! Marry me?"
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Get the mlb mug.An acronym for "My Life is Average".
A site that parodies FML, where people post their "average" stories. The format consists of posting the story, and then putting the acronym MLIA afterwards.
Lately, many of the comments on the stories by members are people complaining about the site isn't "average" anymore, but instead full of funny stories that actually make people laugh.
Apparently these people are stupid and can't accept change. Maybe they need to move out of their parents' basements and stop dragging society down with their shit.
A site that parodies FML, where people post their "average" stories. The format consists of posting the story, and then putting the acronym MLIA afterwards.
Lately, many of the comments on the stories by members are people complaining about the site isn't "average" anymore, but instead full of funny stories that actually make people laugh.
Apparently these people are stupid and can't accept change. Maybe they need to move out of their parents' basements and stop dragging society down with their shit.
Today at school, my friend went into one of the large storage cupboards. When he came out a few minutes later, I asked, "How was Narnia?" Without missing a beat, he replied, "Hogwarts was better." MLIA.
by Shit, Son January 6, 2010
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Acronym used by fangirls (usually directioners and 5SOSFam ), similar to FMK (f***, marry, kill), WYR (would you rather), etc.
Acronym used by fangirls (usually directioners and 5SOSFam ), similar to FMK (f***, marry, kill), WYR (would you rather), etc.
Person 1: 5SOS MLT get my little pony dolls for his son
Person 2: Michael duh
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Person 1: MLT have kids first
Person 2: Ashton
Person 2: Michael duh
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Person 1: MLT have kids first
Person 2: Ashton
by MintakaStar August 29, 2014
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