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Millennial Broke

You know you're Millennial Broke when you have just enough money to cover your rent, living expenses, student loan payment, that $12 cocktail at the bar last weekend (okay both cocktails), and a new outfit...but are crossing your fingers that you don't overdraft your account before you get paid again. Your inability to save has you feeling like a broke victim of being a 20-30 something in a crap economy.
"I'm so broke. Our generation is so screwed," complained Carol as she sipped her cocktail at the trendiest bar in town.

"No, you're just Millennial Broke," Deb replied.

Carol rolled her eyes, "You just don't get it," she said, as she paid her tab and got up to leave. She headed home to her apartment, where she turned the lights on, and got a snack from the fridge. Then she settled onto her couch and flipped the TV on to catch up on shows while opening her MacBook to blog about how broke she is.
by Veronica_Morgan May 12, 2016
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miller

Someone who hits on girls four or more years younger than him.
person 1: Hey did you see that guy flirting with all those 12 year olds.
person 2: yeah he is a true miller.
by MMunit December 21, 2010
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Millennial in denial

Someone born in 1995 or 1996 who will do anything to avoid being grouped with Millennials (1981-1996) because of embarrassment from the label/stereotypes of their generation.
Person 1: I'm a part of Gen Z, I was born in 1995!
Person 2: You're a Millennial, it's well agreed that Millennials end in 1996, you're 26 years old and you pay for your own life insurance.

Person 1: B-b-but I grew up with technology! and I was using the internet at age 6!
Person 2: Using 4 hour to load one picture dial-up internet era doesn't count, you're just a Millennial in denial.
by Zillennial September 6, 2021
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Millennial Breakup

When young people have a dramatic breakup only to start hooking up again within 48 hours. This breakup is likely one of multiple millennial breakups which happen over a drawn out period of time.

The true breakup likely occurs 6-8 months after the the first millennial breakup.
Kristoff and Nick broke up last night, but they were already cuddling again today. I think it’s a millennial breakup.
by Lutthew June 28, 2020
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milked

to be drained of money, bought something too expensive.
Joe: How much you buy that game?
Bob: $100
Joe: You got milked
Bob: Thanks
by eric jin May 1, 2005
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milfed

(adj) Had sex with a MILF
Hey dude, look over here! This naked MILF you see before you is totally getting banged by me and my sausage! I'm totally getting milfed!
by Dr. Balls May 9, 2005
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Miller Lite

Arguably the most overrated beer in the world.
Taste no better than Busch but cost more.
Dude1: Hey lets get some good beer tonight, Lets get Miller Lite.

Dude2: Fuck that Miller Lite sucks, lets get something else.

Dude1: But it won all those world beer cups, it must be good.

Dude2: Yeah because Miller Lite is overrated.
by someguy55 May 30, 2008
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